As Usual, The Onion Has All The Answers -- Pedestrians And Bicyclists, Take Heed

New 'Get The Fuck Outta The Road' Program Aims To Increase Pedestrian Safety
May 3, 2008

WASHINGTON—In an attempt to address rising pedestrian deaths, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration launched a new educational outreach program Monday to encourage people to "Get The Fuck Outta The Road."

The program began in selected cities this month with the distribution of pamphlets at each city's most dangerous intersections. It will also expand into national radio spots, televised PSAs, and, most importantly, word-of-mouth. Included in the pamphlets are tips on how every responsible pedestrian can learn to "Get The Fuck Outta The Road," including "Move your ass!" and "Look where you're fucking going for once!" as well as an instructive diagram for removing one's head from one's ass prior to stepping into the crosswalk.


Read the rest at http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_get_the_fuck_outta_the_road